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Blacklisting gutter politics
Writer: Lord Bobo
Published: Fri, 01 Apr 2011

What do you think about our country’s current situation, and where it is heading? @abbyshahrin, via Twitter

There is never a dull moment in this country. In the midst of so much suffering and injustice, here we are, obsessed with a sex vid. It’s like we are a country of pubescent teenagers.

Unfortunately, as the mainstream media is controlled by the ruling government coalition; they get to choose was is published and what is not. For days, we were bombarded with news on who the mysterious man in the video was, as only “high-ranking
media representatives” were allowed to watch this video at a private screening hosted by the elusive “Datuk T”. You can’t make this stuff up.

It was finally revealed that “Datuk T” was in fact a trio – Tan Sri Rahim Tamby Chik, Datuk Shazryl Eskay Abdullah and Datuk Shuaib Lazim. As expected, the video became the centre of attention for supporters of both the government and the opposition.

Everyone was so busy elbowing each other out of the way as they attempted to get on their soapbox having mounted their moral high horse, that the questions of how, why, and who were forgotten.

Hidden camera? Nevermind lah. Political ploy?

It’s okay lah. Is it even who they say it is? Doesn’t matter lah!

Unfortunately, gutter politics seems to be the norm in Malaysia. This is not to say that it is not normal elsewhere – even the US and British elections are almost always affected by some sensational issue or other, be it some old photo being dug up, a candidate being caught slagging off a group of people, or someone forgetting to turn off his mic and making damaging statements.

We all love a good scandal, and a nice juicy piece of news.

But while the sensationalist gutter politics are a part of election campaigns worldwide, most developed nations (and societies) do focus on other, real, issues too. In Malaysia, gutter politics seems to be just about the only kind of politics everyone gets excited about.

But hey, let’s not be too depressed about Malaysia’s current state. It is, after all, still peaceful and harmonious with no mass civil unrest. Lord Bobo is all about channelling positive vibes everywhere.

And this is where the Pusat Rakyat LoyarBurok comes in – that awesome brand spanking new “rakyat centre” in Bangsar Utama. The centre was set up as a place to gather, mobilise and empower more people to join the LoyarBurok army.

What does this “army” fight for?

Well, our current initiative, UndiMalaysia!, is about voter education, and making the rakyat aware of what issues to discuss when it comes to politics, and exercising their right to vote. Say no to gutter politics, don’t let yourself be distracted from the real issues that politicians should be addressing.

To find out more, go here. Join the army. There may be free bananas. And hey, we may be politically nonpartisan, but we sure love a party, son!

Is it lawful for the government to blacklist a driver and prevent him from renewing his road tax just because he has an outstanding traffic summons, if he has not been convicted of the alleged traffic offence? @Boleh Settle?, via email

Many people do not understand their rights as citizens of Malaysia.

The Federal Constitution is the supreme law of the state. It guarantees the right of all Malaysians, regardless of religion, race, ethnicity, and political affiliation. All citizens are guaranteed equal rights.

One of the rights guaranteed by the constitution is the people’s right to property. Article 13 provides that (1) no person shall be deprived of property except in accordance with law; and (2) no law shall make provision for the taking or use of property by force, without adequate compensation.

Article 13 is often used in land acquisition cases. However, Article 13 actually does not only encompass immovable property such as land, but includes movable property such as vehicles.

Therefore, if the Road Transport Department (RTD) prevents someone from renewing his or her road tax, the RTD is denying that person’s constitutionally granted right to property.

Based on the constitution then, if this denial is without any legally justifiable reason, the RTD should compensate the vehicle owner.

This is not some theoretical legal argument dreamt up in a haze of purple banana shakes; the courts have actually ruled that the RTD cannot blacklist vehicles because of an offence that has not been proven in court, and that any such action is contrary to Article 13.

In fact, the RTD has been directed to pay compensation to a successful applicant because he had to rent another vehicle.

Hence, vehicle-owners please note: your rights are protected by the constitution, and the authorities cannot arbitrarily deny your right to renew your road tax. If you are prevented from renewing your road tax without a valid reason you should ask the RTD for a written reason for the prevention.

And remember, there is always the possibility of you suing the RTD for damages, including for the loss of use of your vehicle.

 

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No apologies, craving burgers and steaks

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Excitement of the Malaysian Bar AGM and patriotism

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey. Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit! 

Sultan’s absolute power, and PR’s manifesto

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit! 

True Malaysians and the lowdown on Lahad Datu

Ask Lord Bobo is a weekly column by LoyarBurok (www.loyarburok.com) where all your profound, abstruse, erudite, hermetic, recondite, sagacious, and other thaesaurus-described queries are answered!

This is what democracy means

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit! 

Smartphones and dumb politicians

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#KL112 – Well done, PDRM

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Rally or riot, and Ubah Rocket Style!

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit! 

Show me your assets!

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit! 

Hudud, Rosmah and Bumi conditions

 

Dear Lord Bobo – on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “definitely not” and 10 being “definitely yes” – how likely do you think it is that hudud will be implemented nationwide if Pakatan Rakyat and PAS come to power? (Unisex Hair Salon, via email)

 

Lynas, Bung-isms, and media bias

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Asean Declaration (or Limitation?) of Human Rights

LORD Bobo, does the signing of the Asean Declaration of Human Rights recently mean that the fight for human rights in Malaysia is over, and Lord Bobo has won? What does LoyarBurok plan to do now? Tech reviews? (Right to Fight, via email)

Of frogs, rats and anti-hopping law

 

Lord Bobo, what do you think of Penang’s new anti-hopping law? Is it constitutional? (Ribbit, via email)

 

UN Award for Bar and More Merchandise?

Lord Bobo. What is the United Nations Malaysia Award and why the heck did the meddlesome Bar Council get it? (Perkasasourkana, by email)

 

Of companies and going bankrupt

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Malaysiakini 1 Irrational Home Minister 0

Dear Lord Bobo, I read that Malaysiakini won a court case and they can now publish a newspaper. Why is this important? How come Selangor Times has no problem? And what’s the big deal – who reads print anymore, anyway? News Junkie, via email

Dead grateful to your government?

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit!

Shamelessly amateurish government propaganda

Dear Lord Bobo, what is the fuss about NGOs in Malaysia receiving funds from foundations like the National Endowment for Democracy (NED) and Open Society Institute (OSI)? I love my country. Is it true that these NGOs are planning to overthrow our government? (Jaguh Kampung, via email)

Strip searching the Home Minister and Police

Have a question for Lord Bobo? Call on His Supreme Eminenceness by emailing asklordbobo@loyarburok.com, stating your full name, and a pseudonym (if you want), or tweeting your questions by mentioning @LoyarBurok and using the hashtag #asklordbobo. What the hell are you waiting for? Hear This, and Tremblingly Obey (although trembling is optional if you are somewhere very warm)! Liberavi Animam Meam! I Have Freed My Spirit!

Crimes of photo-stomping and plagiarism

Dear Lord Bobo, I read that the 19-year old girl who surrendered herself to Johor police after she stepped on a photo of the prime minister was handcuffed. This seems harsh. However, KL police chief DCP Datuk Mohmad Salleh says police were just following the Criminal Procedure Code. Is this correct? Shackled, via email

Smart people entering politics, and Lord Bobo on Earth

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#Stop114A #Yes114A and banning books

Strange Olympics, Selective Prosecution

Dear Lord Bobo, what do you think of this human event called the Olympics? Go for Gold, via email

Who’s in charge after Parliament is dissolved?

Dear Lord Bobo, last week you said Parliament would automatically dissolve five years from the date of its first meeting, an election would have to be held 60 days after that, and Parliament must reconvene within 120 days of dissolution. But who would be the government of the country during that time? And who is supposed to conduct the election? What if the EC  does not do its job? Indelible Human, via email

Seeking public opinion doesn’t mean better laws

Dear Lord Bobo, I read that government departments and agencies must now seek public opinion before proposing draft amendments to existing laws or introducing new Bills. Does this mean that we will now get better laws? I Didn’t Shoot the Deputy, via email

Commissioning oaths and complaining about lawyers

Lord Bobo, what is a “commissioner for oaths”? It sounds very grand but I understand that all they do is sign photocopies of documents to make them certified true copies. What else do these commissioners do? I’m considering my career options, and looking for a career involving monotonous tasks that I can attend to in between writing poetry, and bring in a steady income stream. Walt Whitman, via email

German footballers, obsolete lawyers, and crime perception

Dear Lord Bobo, what is it about Germans that they always seem to do well in international football tournaments? It’s genetics, isn’t it? What chance does Malaysia have? PK, via email

Football Fever MCs, and Election Date Prediction!

Dear Lord Bobo, I head the Human Resources Department at the Malaysian office of a multinational company. I’ve been instructed by the Regional Head to clamp down on people who slack on their work due to watching too much football now that the European Championships are on. Whilst I understand that our offices in Europe and Hong Kong have issued warning notices and the like, is this possible in Malaysia? Any practical advice would be greatly appreciated. Bad Cop, via email

Campaigning for Robots

Dear Lord Bobo, by law, what is the campaigning period in the lead-up to the General Elections? SK Chan, via email

Sacked for attending Bersih rally?

I went to Bersih 3.0. But my boss saw my photo on Facebook and was very upset, as many of our clients are affiliated to the current Government. He called a department meeting and warned all of us that we cannot take part in such rallies in future, and says he is considering sacking me if we lose any clients over the next couple of months. I cannot afford to lose my job, as I have a family to support. Can he lawfully sack me? A Worker, via email

Fallacies Spun by Critics of the Bar

The Bar Council and the Malaysian Bar (the Bar) have been criticised recently as being pro-Opposition. This is because of the Bar’s press statements and its extraordinary general meeting resolution regarding the police brutality shown at the Bersih 3.0 sit-down rally.

Roger Tan replies to Loyarburok

I knew this was coming because as I said, it would be painful for some lawyers to read what I wrote in Unswayed by fear or favour’ last Sunday in The Sunday Star. I am indeed not wrong with my prognostication.

Of lawyers, protests and burgers

So Lord Bobo. Those darn Malaysian lawyers are at it again, I hear. A small minority of them went against the Will of the Majority, and their Bar Council passed a resolution condemning our hardworking boys in blue. Surely, the Bar Council must now register as a political party? Bemused Accountant, by email

More Than Nayati, and Unpatriotic Irene Fernandez?

Lord Bobo, it’s such a relief that Nayati Moodliar was found, but is it only children of a certain background, or who can trigger a media campaign that will be found? (Praying For The Lost, via email)

Bersih headache, and minimum wage

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No Erections Please, We’re DBKL

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Seriously, corruption and evidence?

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Dissolving the Selangor DUN, and Bersih again?

Dear Lord Bobo, looks like there will be a Bersih 3.0 on April 28. Aren’t all these public assemblies kinda boring already? Meh, via email

EO Trio : The Journey Home

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Damned If You Badu

Lord Bobo, what do you make of the Erykah Badu concert cancellation? Surely we cannot allow foreigners cavorting with “Allah” tattoos to perform here, right? If it had been allowed, we may well have seen riots and pure chaos.

Inter-religious competition and anti-trust?

Lord Bobo, do you think that Malaysians need guidelines for inter-faith relations? In Faith, via email

Exciting Malaysia, and Biased LoyarBurok?

There’s never a dull moment in Malaysia, is there? Every single day we get drama, comedy, deception, intrigue, sex, accusations, and scandal – and that’s only in the first five pages of the newspaper! Sandiwara, via email

Najib vs Malaysia, 1Care and Defamation

I read that the Prime Minister has threatened to unleash the forces of darkness on anyone who dares make trouble. Should I be afraid? Che Banana, via email

The peculiar case of Anwar's acquittal

Was Anwar acquitted because of a “special phone call to the judge”? Telekom, via email

Lawyers, Taxis and Anwar

I have a question that’s been puzzling me for a long time. Do lawyers really believe in their client’s innocence? If they don’t, will they refuse to take on a case, or is it their duty to defend anyone, whether or not they think they are innocent or guilty? Jimmy Liew, via email

Fighting for the rights of overseas voters

Dear Lord Bobo, what is #MOV that @PusatRakyatLB has been tweeting about? Something about an overseas voters’ case? Is it important? (Exiled Malaysian, via email)

Lord Bobo’s predictions for 2012

Dear Lord Bobo, as 2012 is almost upon us, can you look into your magic crystal ball and share some predictions for the coming year? Nostrildamus, via email

Floods – of tears and rainwater

Looking at the images and videos of North Koreans sobbing uncontrollably and emotionally banging the floor in disbelief at the death of Kim Jong Il, I can’t help but wonder how they can be so sad that such a bizarre and evil man died. Can you explain this? Voice of Reason, via email

Backing the accused

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Walk For Freedom – A waste of time?

Dear Lord Bobo – So the lawyers walked, but the Peaceful Assembly Bill was passed a few hours later anyway. Is it guaranteed to become law now? If so, wasn’t the walk just a waste of time?

Shopping, hoping and missing

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Missing Bobo, and the UKM4

Lord Bobo. I’ve been reading a lot about this UUCA UKM4 thing. What’s the big deal? Is my life as a university student going to get better? Will I pass my exams more easily?

Contempt for politicians?

Dear Lord Bobo, I live in PJ, and my neighbours are always going on and on about how the area is so much “better” to live in since BN is no longer in charge. To be honest, I don’t see much of a difference. Is it just psychological? Unconvinced, via email

Judicially reviewing New Kamasutra

Dear Lord Bobo, what’s a judicial review? Is it reviewing the judiciary? Also, can a judicial review be reviewed? What’s that called? Rearviewmirror, via email

Budget thingamajiggy analysis and Nasi Lemak 2.0

Lord Bobo, in the wake of the Budget 2012 announcement, many of my friends were complaining on Facebook, Twitter, and at the mamak during breakfast that the Budget ignored the middle-class rakyat. For all the pre-Budget speculation, we didn’t receive any help to counter the problem of escalating cost-of-living expenses, or the fact that it’s almost impossible to buy a home without selling your soul to a bank for the next 30 years. Why were we forsaken? Ignored, via email

ISA deceptions and budget goodies

Can you please explain the mechanism for repealing the ISA in Parliament as well as the replacement of it by the two new laws? What kind of majority is required to carry the motion, and what are its implications in view of the current composition of Parliament? Keep up the good work! I never miss your column in Selangor Times each week! Loyarbochor, via email

Santa Najib's ISA gift, and sucky Bosses

Lord Bobo, what is your view of the Prime Minister's "gift to the nation" in his big announcement on the eve of Malaysia Day? Fear No More, via email

Bodyguards, 
tortes (and torts), and tips

My ambition is to be the personal bodyguard of a politician. Can you tell me if this move will take me to higher places? Ahmad “Tank” Saifuddin, via email

Cheras Scousers, religion and nose-picking

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Volcanoes, lawsuits, airlines and the apocalypse

Lord Bobo, I’ve been seeing some interesting graffiti around KL. What’s a “volcano massage”? Avid Reader, via email

Laziness, naughty students and patriots

Dear Lord Bobo, why is my Member of Parliament so slow in fixing that clogged drain in front of my house and the broken row of lamp posts by the community hall? Is he sleeping on the job or what?! @Unhappy Monkey, via email

Thorns and thorny issues

Dear Lord Bobo, my nose is falling apart. It’s been suffering so much lately. First there was the teargas. After that, acrid haze. When that cleared, all I smell is durians everywhere! Are you a fan of durians? @I Smell, Therefore I Am, via email

Twitter, silat and a certain July 9 rally

Dear Lord Bobo, with all the news and noise coming out following July 9, how do I know who to believe? @Kon Fee Yusd, via email

How protests made me 
a Malaysian

As Lord Bobo’s minions busy themselves bailing people out, we interrupt our usual Ask Lord Bobo column to attempt to answer a crucial question: Is living in fear the Malaysian way of life?

The qualities of a lawyer, and why vote?

Is my biggest dream become lawyer. How should I do become good lawyer practise? But no need is famous. Tanks you. @Fengtau_2901, by email

100 apologies, power, and the hardest question

Looking at what happened with @fahmi_fadzil and Blu Inc, do all Tweeters now need to be extra careful about what they say on Twitter? Can someone really get into a lot of trouble for tweeting allegedly defamatory comments about another party? What does the law provide? @Angie Ng, via email

Presumptions and Malaysia, a Jedi nation?

Dear Lord Bobo, what is a presumption of innocence? Is it truly applicable in Malaysia? @christan_yh, via Twitter

Scandals, property, contracts and iPad 2

Why is it that the “most-read” articles on Malaysian online news sites are always either about gossip, sex scandals, or other frivolous issues? @Regina S, via email

Emergencies, politics, freedom, and Osama

Dear Lord Bobo, what is the effect of the five emergency declarations that have not been abrogated? @izmil_amri, via Twitter

1Malaysia email and squandered money

Dear Lord Bobo, what do you think of the proposed “1Malaysia email”? @SSharmila1076, via Twitter

Party whipping can be more meaningful

Dear Lord Bobo, what political ideology do you most identify with? @adriene, via Twitter

Free and fair elections?

Seriously, will we ever have a free and fair election focusing on bread and butter issues for once? @firdaus_h via Twitter.

Casting votes for Lord Bobo to lead Malaysia?

Dear Supreme Being, when I vote in the next general election, do I vote based on person, party, or policy? How to decide? @izmil_amri, via Twitter

 

 

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